Watch History Journal 1.1

When I released Watch History Journal, my shortcut for logging TV shows and films in your preferred journaling app, I had no idea if anyone else would find any use for it. To my pleasant surprise, a lot of people have reached out to let me know that they're using and enjoying the shortcut. Turns out, we love journaling about the shows and films we watch.

To help make that experience the best it can be, I’ve continued working on Watch History Journal, and I’m excited to release its first update today. Version 1.1 includes a few changes:

  • Image Sorter: Title images are added to your journal app in watch order.
  • Adjusted character counts for show and movie titles to allow for longer titles.
  • Revamped time zone logic to work for all regions.

Image Sorter was the first thing I added to the shortcut after its release, and it came from my own experience using it. I noticed that my journal entries weren’t displaying title images in the order I watched them; in fact, they were showing in reverse. I added a small loop to reorder them, and now, shows and films appear in watch order as they should.

While using the shortcut, I also noticed that some titles were being shortened unnecessarily. It’s hard to know exactly when to cut off a title because not every character is the same width on the image. But there was certainly some wiggle room, so I upped the limit.

The final improvement in this version came after I mentioned Watch History Journal in my recent column for the Club MacStories Monthly Log. Club member Vlahn reached out to let me know that the shortcut wasn’t returning any results even though there were a couple of episodes logged for that day. Thanks to Vlahn's kind help, I was able to narrow down the problem to a time zone issue, and I realized that Watch History Journal wasn’t compatible with certain time zones.

This led to a complete redo of the way the shortcut handles time zones, as well as a thorough testing process. I wanted to ensure that no matter where you are in the world, Watch History Journal will return the titles you watch on a given day in your location – something it was intended to do all along. I believe this version delivers on that.

These are just a few little fixes that make the experience of using the shortcut a bit better (and a possibility at all for those in affected time zones). This update is an iterative one, but I hope it will be the first of many. I’ve never put out a tool for other people to use like this before, much less followed up on it, and I quite enjoy the whole process.

You can download Watch History Journal 1.1 here. Once installed, it will require you to go through the setup process again, so be sure to have your Trakt API information handy. (I suggest copying it over from the previous version.) If you ever wonder which version of Watch History Journal you’re running, just tap the … button on its listing in the Shortcuts app, and the very first text action will list the version number.

My thanks to everyone who’s tried Watch History Journal, and especially to those who’ve let me know how they’re using it. It makes me happy to know that other people are out there reflecting on what they watch, too.

I love working on this shortcut and plan to continue doing so. I’ve got a couple of ideas of thing I’ll try to add next. If you have any thoughts on what you’d like to see in a future update, be sure to let me know!

My Favorite Movies and Shows of the Year

Let the end-of-the-year lists continue! Yesterday, I shared my favorite apps of 2023. Today, it’s TV shows and movies.

I’ve already discussed my top film list on the latest episode of Magic Rays of Light, but Sigmund and I aren’t getting into our top shows until the podcast returns in January. I guess you can consider this an exclusive preview. 😉

Without further ado, these are the best movies and shows of 2023 according to yours truly.

Movies

  1. Killers of the Flower Moon: I left the theater speechless after seeing this film. It’s a masterpiece—such an important story so well executed. By far the best movie I saw this year. Give Lily Gladstone all of the awards, because her performance was beyond compare.

  2. Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour: Hard as we tried, my wife and I couldn’t get tickets to see The Eras Tour live. But thanks to the magic of movies, we now feel like we were there. The show itself was a spectacle, and it was captured beautifully by the team at Taylor Swift Productions. This is Taylor at her best, doing the thing she loves most, and I had a wonderful time watching and singing along.

  3. Barbie: Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling embody these characters perfectly. They are Barbie and Ken in my mind. Diving into Barbie’s world was a lot of fun, and I laughed the entire time. I appreciated the movie’s message as well, reclaiming Barbie as the true icon of female empowerment she was always meant to be.

  4. The Marvels: Two words: Iman Vellani. The superhero teamup was a good time, but Ms. Marvel stole show. She’s the future of the MCU franchise, and it’s a bright future indeed.

  5. The Super Mario Bros. Movie: What can I say? It’s my childhood brought to life. My biggest hope with this one was that Illumination wouldn’t screw it up too badly; they far surpassed my expectations. Chris Pratt actually did a good job as Mario, but Anya Taylor-Joy’s Princess Peach had to be my favorite.

Shows

  1. Lessons in Chemistry: I was expecting dry humor and the inspiring story of a woman overcoming societal expectations, but what we got was so much more than that. Lessons in Chemistry is about love, family, community, faith, and the way we’re changed by the people who come into our lives. And yes, there are a few chemistry jokes mixed in there, too. I was utterly surprised and delighted by this one, and I can’t wait to watch it again.

  2. The Last of Us: Come for the zombie action sequences and post-apocalyptic landscape, stay for one of the most beautiful portrayal of chosen family I’ve ever seen. I went in with no previous knowledge about the video game this show is based on, but having seen it, I understand why people loved the game so much. Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey give grounded, award-worthy performances against a twisted and chaotic landscape.

  3. Loki: Everyone’s favorite antihero is back in what could well be Tom Hiddleston’s last outing as the god of mischief. Around him is situated a well-rounded ensemble cast including the addition of Key-Huy Quan this season. If you’ve been rooting for Loki all along or if you’re curious about the underpinnings of Marvel’s Multiverse Saga, this show is for you. (Note: Jonathan Majors does feature prominently in this season. After its release, Majors was convicted of domestic abuse and immediately fired by Disney from future projects. I applaud their decision and stand with all survivors of abuse.)

  4. Scott Pilgrim Takes Off: I still can’t believe they got the entire cast of the original film back together for this anime adaptation. It was so cool revisiting the world of Scott Pilgrim, and I love the new story the show tells featuring characters I’ve loved for years. I won’t say more because I don’t want to spoil it, but if you enjoyed the 2010 film, I think you’ll like this show, too.

  5. The Changeling: This series debuted on Apple TV+ right after my wife and I came home from the hospital with our newborn son. The show features LaKeith Stanfield and Clark Backo as new parents trying to keep their son safe in a dangerous world riddled with dark magic. It’s an intense and difficult watch, but I resonated strongly with the main character, whose only motivation is trying to be a good dad. The Changeling a modern fairy tale worth watching to the end.

It’s always hard putting together lists like this. There are so many other titles I considered including, like The Crowded Room, Fargo, Silo, Flora and Son, and Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. But you have to draw the line somewhere, so we’ll just call those honorable mentions.

Do any of these picks stick out as something you enjoyed this year? What did I miss? I’d love to hear your favorite shows and films of 2023, so let me know in the comments section or on social media.

The Fast Saga Movies Make No Sense

I feel like I should start this post with an apology. This isn’t the sort of content you usually come here for. But I’ve had a rant building up in my head for years, and after the recent title reveal of the franchise’s final entry, I can no longer remain silent.

There is no logical coherence—none whatsoever—to the naming of the many, many sequels to 2001’s The Fast and the Furious.

My complaint is completely unrelated to the plot of the films, which I actually quite enjoy. Considering the series is a multi-decade action/racing juggernaut with a good deal of soap opera drama thrown in, we can forgive the odd plot hole, dropped storyline, or retconned fake death. After all, the main purpose of these movies is to have fun; narrative is secondary.

But the titles, they’re just unforgivably bad. And considering the fact that these names are how people will be referring to these films forever, you would expect the creative teams to have done a better job.

Let’s briefly walk through each entry in the series together and consider the franchise’s naming scheme, to the extent that there is one.

  • The Fast and the Furious (2001): This is a great name for a movie. It tells you everything you need to know going in: There’s going to be racing, and there’s going to be drama. 10/10.

  • 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003): The too/two pun is a little played out, but I’ll give them this one. At the very least, it’s clear that this is a sequel to the first movie.

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006): At the time, this seemed more like a spin-off than an actual sequel. But Tokyo Drift is a pretty cool name for a movie, and this film gives us our first indication of what the series is called: The Fast and the Furious. Not bad.

  • Fast & Furious (2009): This is where things start to go off the rails naming-wise. The fourth film in The Fast and the Furious franchise is called Fast & Furious? Like, the original name but without the “the”? Maybe it was supposed to be edgy or represent a new, more focused direction for the films, but to me, it just seems lazy.

  • Fast Five (2011): We’re going back to the basics. No fancy puns, and no sharing names with a previous, separate film. This movie is about fast cars, and it’s the fifth one. Makes total sense.

  • Fast & Furious 6 (2013): What in the world were they thinking here? They go back to the original movie’s title, drop the “the,” and add a six to the end of it. Is it the sixth movie following Fast and Furious? No, that one was only two movies ago. You have to add the silent “the”s back into this one to understand it. This movie name is stupid and should feel bad.

  • Furious 7 (2015): Again, the movie titles work best when they are simple. You get some “fast” or some “furious” and a number. It’s all you need. Why mess with perfection?

  • The Fate of the Furious (2017): The puns have gotten completely out of control. Someone figured out that an F next to an 8 kind of sounds like “fate,” so they ran with it. It’s not a good play on words, people. The title also implies that this is the final movie since it reveals the characters’ fate. But of course, there are three more movies after this. Or maybe two if you ask Vin Diesel, but we’ll get to that in a minute.

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019): The saga’s first and so far only spin-off. Hobbs & Shaw tells us who the main characters are, so that tracks. But confusingly, this film introduces a new name for the series. It’s no longer The Fast and the Furious, it’s just Fast & Furious. Okay then.

  • F9: The Fast Saga (2021): This time, they didn’t even bother to pick one of their two F-words. It’s just F this time. You get it, right? The series is also now on its third title, switching to The Fast Saga. I have no idea what to call this loosely-related pile of movies anymore.

  • Fast X (2023): As the series nears its end, the creators have decided to honor its legacy by switching to a fancy Roman numeral in the title. How many people are going to call this one Fast Ex? I do give them credit for not trying to make a “Fasten your seatbelts” pun, though. That took some self-control.

  • Fast X: Part 2 (2025): And finally, we get to the last entry in the Fast Saga, and perhaps its most poorly-named. I guess ending a series on the number 11 would be awkward, so they decided to make Fast X a two-parter. Because what’s better than one number in the title of a movie? Two numbers.

It’s the second part of the tenth film in the most chaotically- and nonsensically-named franchise in movie history. If anyone remembers these films in 2045, it’s going to take ten solid minutes of searching to figure out which one we’re referring to in conversation. “Was that the one with the ‘the’ in the title or not?”

To be fair, it is very on-brand. The movies are stupid, fun, and shallow with no real message other than, “Cars are cool,” and, “Family is all you need.” But also, most of the villains are somehow related to the heroes, so maybe that last message is a bit murky.

I’m still going to watch the last movie though, both when it releases in 2023 and when it releases in 2025. Because if The Fast Saga—or whatever we’re calling it now—has taught me anything, it’s that explosions and car chases are awesome, and I’ll apparently watch them no matter what the movie’s called.


Update on July 17, 2023:

During a discussion of the series on Mastodon, Marty Day helpfully pointed out that the Fast Saga films have completely different titles in Japan, and they are amazing. I wish they used these names internationally:

  • Wild Speed (The Fast and the Furious)

  • Wild Speed X2 (2 Fast 2 Furious)

  • Wild Speed X3: Tokyo Drift (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)

  • Wild Speed MAX (Fast & Furious)

  • Wild Speed MEGA MAX (Fast Five)

  • Wild Speed: Euro Mission (Fast & Furious 6)

  • Wild Speed: Sky Mission (Furious 7)

  • Wild Speed: Ice Break (The Fate of the Furious)

  • Wild Speed: Super Combo (Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw)

  • Wild Speed: Jet Break (F9)

  • Wild Speed: Fire Boost (Fast X)

These titles are exciting and, importantly, distinct from one another. As long as they stick the landing with Fast X: Part 2—and I’m confident they will—these will become the canonical titles in my mind.